Tape Tape Pop

I found a giant roll of squishy yellow duct tape sitting right on the linoleum! So I sat on my diaper and pulled a long strip off with my teeth! SHHH-RRRIP! It made that sticky squeak sound, so I yanked it again! Then I slapped the gooey side right against a flat metal baking pan on the floor. Smack! When I pulled it back off, it made a giant POP! Like loud wet bubble gum! POP! POP! POP! Now my fingers are completely stuck together and there are sticky tape squares all over my knees!