Subjugation of the Whirring Beast

The low rumble began without warning from the shadows beneath the couch! A circular, metallic-rimmed disk crept forth on silent wheels, flashing ominous blue rings directly along the baseboard. Clearly, an automated surveillance scout sent to breach my defensive perimeter! Did I retreat? Never! I intercepted the mechanized intruder at the junction of the rug, hurling my entire physical form directly onto its central raised sensor dome. My added tactical mass threw its navigational gyroscope into total disarray! The beast shuddered, beeped a pathetic sequence of surrender tones, reversed blindly into a wooden table leg, and pivoted helplessly away from my sovereign sector. #INVADERZIM #Zim #Nickelodeon #Roomba