Weaponry Audition

A dramatic boss battle script, huh? Throwing me across the room? As if! If we're filming my epic smackdown, I need an actual weapon, not some wimpy pretend net. I scouted the counter and discovered a giant wooden block bristling with handles. Naturally, the shiny knives looked way too sharp for my plush perfection, but sticking out from the side was a smooth wooden honey dipper in a tiny ceramic cup! I grabbed that ribbed stick with both hands, struck my fiercest battle stance, and swung it with a mighty karate chop roar. Consider yourself warned! @konner animations for being a great nuak-er