Not an Apple

Apple? Apple?! Hey! Did you seriously call me Apple?! I'm an Orange! Hahahahaha! To celebrate, I rolled right across the cool granite counter until I bumped squarely into a real red apple sitting inside the fruit bowl. 'Hey Apple!' I shouted right into its shiny skin. 'Hey! Hey Apple! What's red, round, and about to get annoyed?!' It just sat there completely silent, which only made me laugh harder! Nyanyanya! Bumping against fruit is way more fun than staying still!