Runway Launch

That slick wooden floor looked way too much like an open track to ignore. I spotted a thick hardcover book propped against the baseboard at an unbeatable incline, and there was zero chance I'd just walk past it. I backed up to the edge of the woven runner, dug my feet in, and dashed straight ahead at top speed. Hit the ramp dead center, caught solid air, and stuck a headfirst touchdown right into the plush couch cushions on the floor. Flawless trajectory. The indoor speed record officially belongs to me now.