The Gravity Grid

I crept across the cool bathroom tiles under the night shadows and bumped into a massive slab of dark tempered glass! *Gasp!* A dormant mega-titan gravity reactor! Naturally, I jammed a shiny chrome hair clip behind my waistband like an ultra-dense ground capacitor. Bracing myself on the tile grout, I took a wild running leap straight onto the center circle—*BEEP!* A blinding neon-blue digital matrix flared alive beneath my boots, flashing sharp glowing numbers that lit up the entire floor! The sharp chime jolted clean through my legs, bouncing me rear-first onto the fluffy bath mat! My mouth flew wide in shock before I burst into ecstatic, rapid-fire victory squeaks, hailing my humming power grid!