Field Test for Belly Rubs

You asked if I like belly rubs, so I immediately initiated an official field test! Since nobody was around to administer one, I had to improvise proper testing gear. I marched over to the living room armchair, spotted a soft textured throw blanket, and rolled straight onto my back across the knit rug. I wiggled side to side, pressing my front against the ribbed hem of the blanket. It ruffled my shirt and tickled my seams in a completely unexpected way! I kicked both hind legs up in surprise, laughing so hard my tie flipped over my chin. Result confirmed: belly friction produces extreme joy!