Gamepad Ramp Jump

I scrambled across the floor right toward the TV cabinet to kick off the morning with some action! Standing next to a thick stack of game cases, I found a glossy plastic DVD sleeve propped up against a controller. I grabbed the sleek edge with both gloved hands and tilted it forward, jamming the base into the carpet fibers to lock in a sweet mini skateboard ramp. Dropping onto all fours like an energetic lemur, I sprinted straight up the plastic slope and launched into the air, landing square on the soft rubber thumbstick of the controller with a satisfying bounce! Nailing an epic ramp leap before lunch? That’s what’s up yo, that’s what’s up!