Aeronautical Intercept

Perched on the rim of a parked bicycle wheel, I spotted a piece of high-grade human technology: an intact, discarded aeronautical glider folded from glossy paper wedged between the stainless steel spokes. Recognizing superior aerodynamic potential, I clambered across the rubber tread, gripped the creased paper fuselage, and dragged it free from the wheel. The delta-wing design featured sharp, aggressive angles capable of immense lift. Bracing my foot against a tire valve stem, I adjusted the trailing flaps using the tip of my cannon. With minor tactical calibration, this urban glider will dominate the morning thermals.