The Saga of Lord Solenhuff, Swellenhuff, Swo…

I am Lord Swollenhoof, The Unrivaled, Titan Hornbreaker, of the Seventh Stable, Ruins of Thunderhoofenbergenstein and although I discovered potato chips, I have searched far and wide for my sustenance the holy oats, but have found none. So I must find my way back to my realm. Farewell