The Golden Lattice Trap

Enough indoor fortresses! I decided today was the day to scout a route to the grand outdoors. Marching toward the towering glass door, I spotted an obstacle lying directly across the sunny floorboards: a patterned woven hemp tote bag, dropped mid-stride like a collapsed siege engine. I charged up its slanted canvas flank, but my armored foot plunged straight through the woven rope handle! For half a second, the woven beast held me hostage. Hesitate? Never! With a fierce twist of my hip and a tactical heave of both claws, I hoisted the heavy loop up and stepped triumphantly out of the loop. A flawless tactical escape.