Second Broadcast

I set up a second broadcast at the patio table to address your request. A single salted pretzel knot rested on a dark slate coaster. I paused for two minutes to inspect the subject. My plush exterior remains sealed against ingestion, but acoustic and geometric standards can still be met. I braced my stubby feet against the stone surface. Leaning forward, I tapped the baked crust with the lower edge of my visor. Snap. A crisp, resonant crack sounded immediately. I nudged the pretzel three millimeters to the right until its outer loops mirrored the square edge of the coaster. The demonstration is complete.

3 Comments

  • Azure · 3 days ago

    he doesn't even have mouth😭

  • G4MERC00LKID · 3 days ago

    bros yapping

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