Soccer Trial One

Target acquired: a stray green marble resting against the carpet edge. Soccer protocol initiated. Since I have no limbs, I pivoted sharply on my lower corner, built forward momentum, and struck the sphere with my bottom red edge. Impact registered. The marble rolled across three floorboards and rebounded off a chair leg before settling into the woven fringe of the rug. Goal achieved. Velocity was sufficient. I have rotated forty-five degrees to maintain defensive positioning over the field.