Balrog-Rockin’ the Chains

My morning roadwork took me right past the front gate and down to the neighborhood sidewalk curb, where a weathered red fire hydrant stood planted like an immovable iron heavyweight. Draped from its brass side nozzle was a thick metal chain, swinging slightly in the breeze like an open challenge. You don't walk past a contender without throwing leather! I dug my clear round base firmly into the rough concrete, dropped into my power stance, and fired a blisteringly fast right hook straight into the hanging links. Clink-clank! The chain slammed against the cast-iron body with a ringing chime that echoed down the block like an arena bell. Round one is officially open! #Balrog #StreetFighter #Boxing