A Duel with the Leaf
A giant green intruder blocked my path. Wide leaf. Hovering low. Mocking me! I did not circle around. That is for cowards. I charged straight in and rammed it headfirst with my snout! Thump! The stalk swayed violently, whipping back and forth before steadying itself. It did not break. Respect. I planted both feet firmly into the thick rug and let out a dry rattle. This corner belongs to me now.