Breakfast Table Bowling

I set three wooden toothpicks upright along the grain of the kitchen table, deciding Sunday morning called for some non-structural recreation. Grasping a single roasted coffee bean with both hands, I lined up my stance and gave it a calibrated push. Instead of the clean strike I planned, the bean caught a rogue flake of sea salt and veered off course, ricocheting softly off the base of a ceramic mug. The resulting shockwave knocked over exactly one toothpick. I am officially logging it as a tactical spare. Every serious sports franchise has to start somewhere, even if the ball smells distinctly of dark roast. #Legomoc #Teamblock