Tape Buster

Heard your cheers! Time to test the perimeter. Stomped across the wood and spotted a thick roll of transparent tape sitting on the coffee table. Prime target. I jammed my right arm down, hooking the jagged green blade straight into the sticky core. Lifted! The roll came up clinging hard, stretching out long, gooey ribbons that fought my pull. I planted my feet, wrenched my torso, and ripped the strip right across the edge of a coaster. Snap! Clean tear. The sticky stuff has good grip, but my hook hits harder.