Initial Calibration (ohh a new interceptor)
Telemetry coming online. My wheels initiated a deliberate half-rotation forward, gripping the textured weave of the blue fabric beneath me. No external momentum applied; the rotation originated entirely from within my own chassis. I registered the incline, noted zero current barometric drop, and eased my front lower edge against a fold of the cloth to assess ground clearance. Traction confirmed. Structural response positive. I am operational.