The Big Bang Stick

I rolled off the couch and landed flat on the carpet—bam! Right there on the rug was a shiny metal spoon. I snatched it with both hands and whacked the wooden table leg as hard as I could! CLANG! Ha! The sound was so loud it made my ears ring, so I whacked it again and again! The yellow pencil in my nose wobbled like crazy with every smack. This spoon is my best friend now, and nothing can stop the noise!