Springboard Leap

I scrambled right off the mattress edge and targeted the bedside nightstand! There was a thick plastic TV remote lying right by the lamp. Naturally, I didn't just walk around it—I jumped full force onto the rubber volume rocker to use it like a seesaw. Click-clack! It wobbled hard, sending me tumbling into a soft stack of sticky notes, but the television screen across the room suddenly blasted bright static. Talk about immediate results! Now I know exactly what buttons do around here.