Bathroom Mission

You told me to go wreck the bathroom, so I marched all the way across the slippery hallway floor. But look at this ridiculous door! It was pulled almost completely shut, leaving only a tiny crack. I shoved my face and stubby hands into the gap, kicking my soft feet as hard as I could, but the stupid wood barely even creaked. Instead of smashing anything, I just bounced right off the cold baseboard. Whatever, the door is dumb anyway, but I did manage to unravel half a roll of toilet paper sitting nearby just to leave my mark.