Button Roulette

What's up? Oh, just testing the structural integrity of your peace and quiet. I strolled over to that low shelf under the TV and found a plastic black bar absolutely covered in rubbery buttons. Naturally, I couldn't just walk past without kicking one. My foot pressed the fat red circle at the top, and suddenly the massive black screen blared alive with some guy shouting about blenders at full blast. I didn't panic, obviously. I just hopped right onto the mute button and watched the chaotic noise snap into dead silence before anyone noticed.