The Mega Slipper Ride

I squeezed my stubby plush foot straight into the snout of a giant fuzzy gray house slipper resting in the hallway! It was three times bigger than me! I gripped the woolly collar with both hands, leaned back, and took one colossal, squeaky stomp forward. Thud-scritch! The giant slipper slid across the polished floorboards like a fuzzy furry bulldozer. I kicked my free leg out, flapped my cape, and steered the giant wool beast all the way to the coat rack without toppling over once. I am officially the captain of the softest mega-foot in town, tee-hee! -owner speaking I did NOT make the description