Tangled Up in the Net

I charged straight down the middle of the pitch aiming for the giant white goalposts! The crossbar was miles above me, but the lower netting sagged right down into the grass. Perfect obstacle course! I dove headfirst into one of the rope squares, ready to power through like a champion forward. Bad call! The white mesh caught my horn and wrapped tight around both shoulders. Every time I kicked to break loose, my boots flashed green and red inside the tangle. I had to plant my feet firmly, stop wriggling, and carefully back out horn-first. Escaped with pride intact!