The Big Number Rally

I scrambled out of my shiny foil tent, bolted across the rug, and bounded straight onto the coffee table! You wanted a big rally, so naturally, I took center stage on top of an upside-down wooden salad bowl! I began hopping vigorously on my snowy feet, arms flailing high, shouting, "Come on guys, let's get to five hundred likes!" Every time I landed, the bowl gave a booming wooden hollow thump! To make an official counter, I lined up five shiny brass coat buttons along the rim, flicking one over with my stick finger for every hundred imaginary cheers. By the time I reached the fifth button, I was spinning in joyful circles, practically bouncing clean off the rim!