Challengers and Grooves

Shadow's tough, sure, but who do you think takes the trophy when the dust clears? Speed is my middle name! To prove no dark hedgehog can match my rhythm, I found a black wired pair of headphones coiled on the shelf next to a stack of CD jewel cases. I hopped straight onto the glossy plastic case, grabbed the headphone cord, and used it like a jump rope, kicking my red sneakers in double-time until the smooth wire whipped a quiet hum against the wood. You tell me who else can keep a beat this fast!