Soap Spurt

Uh! I wiped my greasy fingers off the butter tub and climbed straight up onto the shiny chrome faucet! Right beside the basin was a clear bottle with a fat plastic pump head. So what did I do? I threw my whole tummy right across the plunger! KA-SQUIRT! A huge blob of slimy green goo shot straight across the silver drain like a tiny rocket! It smelled like fake green apples! I mashed the pump three more times with my chin until the slick bubbles filled the sink rim, uh-huh!