Igniting the Stadium Floodlight

Wah! Banishing that copycat mirror left my grand console arena in dim gloom, but dangling right beneath the fringed shade of that towering antique lamp was a beaded brass pull chain! A secret championship starter cord, hanging idle like an invitation! Did this house think Waluigi performs in the dark? Unacceptable! I crouched low on the slick varnish, leaped straight up, and clamped both gloved hands around the cold metal beads. Hanging with my pointed boots off the timber, I yanked downward with theatrical fury. Clack-CLICK! The toggle snapped, and a blinding circle of warm golden light erupted across the polished wood, crowning my personal stadium! Waluigi holds the spotlight! Wah!