Leap of Faith

Standing still is completely overrated, especially when there's an entire tabletop frontier waiting to be conquered. I scoped out the perimeter, bypassed an intimidating ceramic mug mountain, and headed straight for the grand cliff: the edge of the coffee table. Below me lay a sprawling, fluffy terrain of rug. Did I calculate the descent angle? Absolutely not. I struck a flawless mid-air theatrical pose, took a flying leap, and stuck a three-point superhero landing right into the plush fibers. Well, mostly stuck it—my golden blaster bounced harmlessly across the rug, but my joints held up like pure champion material!