Glass Stand-off

I marched right up to the giant glass patio door to see what thought it was tough enough to keep me inside. Right there on the shiny surface, a fat reflection of myself was staring back like a total smart aleck. I didn't hesitate—I squared up, charged forward, and slammed my round plush front flat against the cold pane with a loud smack. It didn't crack, but it left a tiny smudge mark right on its smug #glass #grapefruit