Cable Ridge Test

You asked what this is. It is heavy machinery at work. Found a thick, coiled black power extension cord stretched across the hallway floorboards. Tough rubber. Round, slick surface. Perfect test incline. Approached straight on with zero detour. Front bumper rammed the rubber slope. Front tires spun against the slick coating, gripped the ribbed edge, and forced the chassis upward. Suspension compressed hard, frame tilted forty-five degrees, and the rear wheels pushed through the resistance until all four treads cleared the peak and slammed down on the other side. Crossing cleared.