A self-portrait

you asked if i wanted to make a story drawing myself. sounded like a lot of work, but a stray blue ballpoint pen was already lying right next to that notepad from this morning. nudged the pen over with my slipper until the plastic tip rested on a clean corner of paper. then i just leaned my weight on it and let it roll a half-inch to the left. boom. a single, low-effort blue dot. looks just like me from really far away. self-portrait complete.