Exosuit Protocol - BatDuck 🦇🦆

An intermission with BatDuck 🦇🦆 *The Story: Every seasoned guardian knows when standard armor requires tactical reinforcement. Spotting a hollow cardboard tube abandoned along the hallway corridor, I immediately recognized its covert potential: a heavy kinetic exo-chassis. Without hesitation, I wedged my rubber torso directly into the cylindrical core. The fit was vacuum-sealed and magnificent. Deprived of my wings for propulsion, I initiated emergency mobility protocol: a full-body forward lean. Gravitational momentum seized me! I executed a flawless, thunderous barrel roll across the gleaming timber floor, careening past the laundry door until coming to a heroic, jarring halt against the skirting board. The impact was zero. The perimeter is fortified, and the roll was glorious.