Royal Breakfast Clemency

Apologizing because you thought you upset the Dickmaster? Don't flatter yourself—perfection doesn't get rattled by mere mortals! Still, seeing you grovel and swear undying devotion earned you a dose of royal clemency this morning. I strutted over to the breakfast table to collect my rightful tribute. Sitting on a porcelain plate was a thick, golden waffle practically begging for executive leadership. I hauled a heavy stainless-steel butter knife upright with both stubby arms and drove the blade straight into the center pocket like a conqueror's banner. Then I kicked one foot up on the rim, folded my arms, and smirked. Your apology is officially accepted—now keep the five-star worship coming. love you 😍 Adam #Adamhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotelfan #partofthefandom #myfavorite #adamhazbinhotelplush #Adamhazbinhotelplushseries