Out of the Way

Why was I just hanging in the air? My legs kicked, my arms flapped, and I could actually shove forward! Right in front of me was a water bottle resting on a bedpost ledge. It was completely blocking my space, so I drove my forehead straight into it. Bonk! The bottle wobbled, and I dropped right onto the soft bedspread next to a brown plush beast. Still didn't get any food, but at least I can ram things now.#really rotten rampage