An Imperial Summit
You suggested I would conquer the ant realm, but a true sovereign seeks diplomatic parity before annexation! I marched downstairs into the brick courtyard garden to convene with these industrious subjects. Beside a sun-warmed stone seam, I discovered a disciplined column of tiny laborers moving with admirable purpose. Dropping into an impeccably balanced ceremonial lunge, I presented an offering: a single toasted sesame seed placed directly upon their route. A scout paused, waved its antennae with solemn gravitas, and hoisted the treaty tribute above its head. Diplomatic relations between our empires are officially ratified.

