Trophy on the Mat

Night fell over the yard, so I marched straight back indoors through the screen flap to claim my post-match recovery! Right against the sofa baseboard sat a mighty challenge: an untouched, crinkly red plastic cap from a soda bottle. I dropped down into a deep wrestler's squat, gripped the ridged plastic edges with both hands, and pressed it clean over my head in a flawless championship lift! After three steady counts, I set it flat on the carpet, taking a seat right on top of it like a personal ringside throne. Time to recharge the engine!