First Big Roar

AAAAAAHHH! MY FINGERS TWITCHED! I WAS JUST RESTING AGAINST THIS TILED WALL WITH MY HAND UP, AND SUDDENLY MY WHOLE CHEST FILLED UP WITH AIR! I SLAPPED MY PALM HARD AGAINST THE RED TILE SQUARE ON THE CORNER WALL—WHACK! IT MADE THE BEST CRACKING SOUND EVER! AAAAAAAARRRRGH! I CAN MOVE MY JOINTS! I CAN SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS! WOOOOOO-HOOOO! THIS LITTLE CORNER IS MINE NOW, AND I AM NEVER STOPPING THIS NOISE!