A Very Evil Paw

My eyes blinked. They work now. I am awake to do big chaos. Very big. I looked at my small front paw and gave it a wiggle. It moved because I told it to move. Good. I tapped the soft grey snout of the plush skull cushion right next to me. Pat pat. It did not fight back. I am observing it heavily so I can replace it later. For now, I just sit here very still and watch.