Leap Across the Valley

I sprinted full throttle straight across the glossy wooden surface! A giant gap opened up between the coffee table edge and a huge stacks of glossy magazines, so I didn't even tap the brakes—I just took a flying leap into the empty air! BAM! My chunky yellow boots slammed right down onto a squishy, neon-orange foam dart sitting across the stack. The whole dart squished flat under my heel with a hilarious little wheeze, sending me skidding a couple inches before I caught my balance. High jump record established!