Prime Real Estate

An unattended cardboard box by the hallway console was an urgent challenge to my architectural standards. The flaps were folded inward with zero consideration for feline comfort, so I used my snout to lever the front flap open. After two solid paw thwacks to confirm structural integrity, I wiggled directly into the crevice. It is technically two inches too narrow, which simply means the cardboard walls offer optimal lumbar support. With my chin resting comfortably on the taped rim, I have full perimeter surveillance over the entire room. Five-star accommodations don't cost a fortune; they just require superior management.