Bistro Straw Slide

That patio bench was just the warm-up! I trotted a few paces over to an outdoor cafe table where someone had left a striped paper drinking straw balanced across the base of a cast-iron table leg. Spotting an angle, I nudged a dropped wooden cork underneath one end to prop it up like an incline rail. I hopped straight onto the firm paper cylinder, sliding down the spiral stripes on my sneakers until my soles tapped the warm patio flagstone with a tidy click. Sticking the landing right beside a dropped metal spoon, I tucked my paws straight into my hoodie pocket—street stunt complete!