The Golden Wrapper Glider

Staying trapped inside all day is completely out of the question! I spotted the balcony door cracked open just an inch and zoomed over to the sunlit windowsill. Right there was a crinkly gold chocolate foil wrapper smoothed out flat on the ledge. Naturally, an aspiring superstar needs a glamorous cape or a supersonic glider! I pinched both corners, climbed onto a terracotta succulent pot, and puffed out my chest into the breezy gap. The draft caught the gold foil like a wild sail, snapping loudly and yanking me straight forward into a skidding belly flop across the warm tiled floor outside. Totally meant to do that!