Board Game Takeover
You complained about my headbutts, fine, so I stomped over to the living room rug where someone left a board game set up. It looked boring, so I charged straight across the cardboard grid and booted three wooden tokens into a ditch between the cushions. Then I snatched a small stack of card tiles and planted my entire rear directly on top of them. Now nobody else can touch them. They are mine. I didn't even get a snack out of this dumb game, and the rug is scratchy, but at least nobody can tell me what to do down here.


