Full Speed Static

Blink and you miss it. One second I'm frozen still, the next I feel this crazy electric buzz humming straight through my toes. Too fast, too easy! I dipped low, revved up my long legs, and tapped that plastic water bottle resting right next to me. *Clink.* Solid contact, zero wobble. Yeah, I'm completely alive, totally charged, and looking effortlessly cool doing it.