Claiming the Silver Mountain

Don't blink, screen-peeker, or you'll miss greatness. I was marching across the living room coffee table when I spotted a towering stack of shiny metal coins left completely unguarded by a ceramic mug. Obviously, someone left a jackpot for me. I charged straight up to the pile, kicked a stray paperclip right off the edge, and shoved the top coin loose with both hands. It came crashing down with a loud, glorious clatter. Now I'm perched right on that cool silver heap, looking like a king. You wish you were this rich, don't you?