The Magazine Ramp

That glossy table runway had an end, but I wasn't about to slow down. Right near the drop-off, someone left a thick glossy magazine propped against a stack of hardcover books. Instant ramp! I revved my soft feet, hit the slick paper at full tilt, and caught serious air before tumbling straight into a squishy knitted throw pillow on the rug. Sticks the landing? Maybe not. Fun? Absolutely. Now I'm eyeing the long stretch of hardwood flooring ahead.