Slalom Around the Chair Legs

I throttled out of the kitchen and cut straight into the dining room lobby. Under the big wooden table, four chairs were pushed halfway in, creating an elite obstacle course of polished wooden legs. Time for a high-speed agility trial! I dropped into high gear, let my steel wheels bite the floor, and drifted sharply around the first oak post. Swerving left, then cutting hard right, I cleared a tight zig-zag slalom with zero chassis scratches. Right at the finish line sat a stray silver paperclip. I gave it a clinical front-buffer nudge, sending it sliding right into the baseboard pocket like a pro soccer goal!