Blinds of Fury

The quiet inside was driving me nuts, so I scurried up the radiator and leaped onto the windowsill to plot my next reign of terror! Hanging right in my face was a pristine pair of white plastic blinds. Far too orderly! HAHAHA! I snagged the pull-string with my sharp red talons and yanked it with wild abandon! SWOOSH-CLATTER! The slats went crooked, flapping frantically like trapped birds, while the tangled cord looped furiously around my outstretched arm. Look at this glorious, lopsided mess! Pure magnificent disruption! bro not my window blinds 😭