Scaling the Controller

Waking up to your awesome message got my gears turning, so I launched into full adventure mode! I sprinted across the carpet to tackle the biggest objective in the room: a matte black gaming controller propped up against the console. Grabbing the left thumbstick, I pulled myself up, testing my grip and balancing on the d-pad. When I planted both feet firmly across the glowing home button, it gave a soft click under my sneakers. Total victory! Now I just need to figure out how to hit both bumper buttons at once.